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Aspiring artist, I guess

angry90slesbian:

I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"

and all I heard back was

I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”

(via shampained-adolescent)

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14 hours ago
Me:*heals self*
Enemy:*heals self*
Me:Whoa. Whoa.
Me:What do you think you're doing?
Me:I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me:Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me:It's different when I do it.
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14 hours ago
could-have-been-worse:

There are two kinds of people in the world.

could-have-been-worse:

There are two kinds of people in the world.

(via travelinghatsalesman)

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14 hours ago

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

(via she-creamsinsilence)

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14 hours ago

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via iwantyoureffingtatertots)

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14 hours ago

agalaxydrifter:

I accidentally watched this ten times.

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via she-creamsinsilence)

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14 hours ago
zombie-prince:

young-based-lord:

Ukrainian protester lights cigarette with molotov  

If this is not the most badass picture then idk what is

zombie-prince:

young-based-lord:

Ukrainian protester lights cigarette with molotov  

If this is not the most badass picture then idk what is

(via mintsmintsmints)

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