shit it’s my bed time BYEEeeeeeeee

I’m disappointed in myself by how often I use #yoloswag in a sentence just to get a cheap laugh out of my friends

I feel so dirty

bonesy-dekay:

I hadn’t seen those last two… wow.

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

But he said not to get my hopes up. so… fingers crossed, man

so… I think I’m getting that animal crossing/ 3DS XL bundle thing tomorrow. FOR FUCKING FREE BECAUSE OF MY SISTERS LOVELY BOYFRIEND HOLY SHIT <3

nonasofy:

d0mln0:

I came back from Desucon today. Other day in convention I met these two :3 

I took a picture and hugged them and said my heart is going to explode. They gave me and my friends one of those roses ; u ;

I’ve been trying to keep the rose safe. Probably going to dry it and let it sit on vase and currently trying to figure out who these sweethearts are X3

Big LOL

infinitenap:

(x)

I’m sorry ma’am there was nothing we could do

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

judgemilkman:

Abandoned Tumblr

Daz creepy

so… tired and hot and sweaty and thirsty ugh

physical labor… ew

argentconflagration:

music without lyrics

music with lyrics

old music

new music

popular music

obscure music

music

 people who criticize others for their taste in music

fearlesskids:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

commanderinqueef:

imagine if butterflies breathed fire 

but only a little bit of fire

“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”

*puff puff*

“thanks little buddy”

“yo butterfly light my joint”

“thanks lil nigga”